In production

Factory Floor

The autopilot under everything: local AI, watchdogs and self-healing ops for your own GPU box.

  • Linux
  • NVIDIA GPU
  • ARM64 or x86-64
$997one-time

Includes 12 months of updates

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What it does

Factory Floor is the layer that lets one person run hundreds of scheduled jobs without watching them. It is what keeps our own fleet working at night: it serves the language models every other kit uses, notices the jobs that die quietly, repairs the failure classes it knows, and stays silent unless something truly needs you.

What is inside

Units and timers

systemd templates for workers, timers with jitter, resource limits and restart rules.

Watchdogs

Detectors for dead, failed and late units, plus a repair rules file you can read and edit.

Model serving

Proxy and launch configs for one or two boxes, and the tool-use evaluation harness.

Machine guards

Memory, disk and thermal guards with pause and resume for heavy jobs.

Alerting

An email sender with grouping and quiet hours, and a daily summary of what ran.

Runbooks

Install, upgrade and recovery guides, written from incidents we actually had.

Requirements

  • Ubuntu 22.04 or 24.04 with systemd, x86-64 or ARM64.
  • Python 3.10 or newer.
  • For local models: an NVIDIA GPU with 24 GB or more (DGX Spark-class machines are ideal), or any OpenAI-compatible endpoint.
  • An SMTP mailbox for alerts.

Good to know

  • Auto-repair restarts services. Start in report-only mode, read the rules, then switch repairs on.
  • Model weights are not included: the setup script downloads the models you choose, under their own licences.
  • Your licence covers your own machines and your own business.

Questions

Does it work with one machine?

Yes. The second machine is optional; the proxy simply has one backend.

Which models does it support?

Anything served through an OpenAI-compatible API. The tool-use test tells you whether a model is good enough for agents before you switch.

Do the other kits need it?

No, but they get better with it: every AI-heavy kit can use the endpoint and the watchdogs Factory Floor provides.

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